Even if you DON’T have a Facebook account, there were posters plastered the length and breadth of the country announcing that Cadburys were on the hunt for a Chocolate Taster.
They were searching for the most dedicated, ardent and determined fans of Cadburys Chocolate, and…along with seven other very lucky winners, THEY CHOSE ME.
It’s kind of like this:
And also this:
Which in real life looks like this:
Cadbury’s announced their decision on Facebook with photos of the eight Joyville tasters (that we had submitted :D)
To be honest, I don’t think anyone realllllly knew what would happen if they won. When I got the phonecall I went EEEEEEEEE WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO and the magical lady said, “I really love my job.”
A few days later, I got the induction pack in the post (see above). There were many, many EEEEEEEEEEEEEEs. In my brain they sounded like this:
And inside the induction pack, there were many things, one of which was a scroll:
So who am I taking to Cadburyworld? WHO IS THAT LUCKY PERSON? WHO WHO?
My kid brother, Seán, of course! If you don’t take a child with you on a magical trip to a chocolate factory then you’re a monster who deserves to be fed to geese. There’s a picture of him and me below. IT’S GOING TO BE EPIC.
Until then —-